So I’m in the kitchen cooking one of My favorite dishes and guess what. I turn around and there he is.... My live in slave video taping ME. He was shaking that he couldn’t even keep the camera steady. Why! Because My favorite dish makes Me gassy.

No.... I didn’t scold him, he gets very excited when I have food that makes Me FART. So several hours after I was done with My meal, I told him to set up camera and get ready for a FART session. I love capturing moments like this.

So I took him to the bedroom and ordered him to get beneath ME. That’s where he belongs, always benea... Show more