Hey there , it looks like you 're about to be fired . But before you go , I wanted to give you a chance to lick my shoes and prove your loyalty to me . I know you 've been wanting to do this for a long time , so go ahead and take a lick . If you do a good job , maybe I 'll keep you around a little longer . You know you are a very bad employee .. You know you want to, just take a lick.. I won't tell anyone.. Come on.. You know you want to lick my shoes.. Do it.. Lick my shoes.. Lick them.. Lick them good..