I am a grown woman who prefers to piss herself as I can’t be bothered to use the toilet. I recount stories of when I have pissed yourself whilst out shopping or coming home from work.

After that I stare into the screen and piss myself in my jeans so I make a great big piss patch. After that I decide to phone a few people and proudly announce that I have pissed myself. I phone my boss, my mum and others, announcing I have pissed myself in lots of different ways - happy, sad, angry etc...

I am a grown woman who prefers to piss herself as I can’t be bothered to use the toilet. I recount stories of when I have pissed yourself whilst out shopping or coming home from work.

After that I stare into the screen and piss myself in my jeans so I make a great big piss patch. After that I decide to phone a few people and proudly announce that I have pissed myself. I phone my boss, my mum and others, announcing I have pissed myself in lots of different ways - happy, sad, angry etc...