Me and my friend Sandra went out to dinner last night to a dodgy mexican restaurant - and now I literally CANNOT stop farting and going to the toilet! I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper and now I have none! I have no idea where my step-son is... but I need him to go out and get me some toilet paper and Imodium asap - I hope he hasn't taken another of his shrinking potions and is shrunken somewhere again. I think I made it clear last time when I punished the hell out of him.

Sandra's on the phone with me and she thinks I might have food poisoning... My asshole feels like a fi...

Me and my friend Sandra went out to dinner last night to a dodgy mexican restaurant - and now I literally CANNOT stop farting and going to the toilet! I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper and now I have none! I have no idea where my step-son is... but I need him to go out and get me some toilet paper and Imodium asap - I hope he hasn't taken another of his shrinking potions and is shrunken somewhere again. I think I made it clear last time when I punished the hell out of him.

Sandra's on the phone with me and she thinks I might have food poisoning... My asshole feels like a fire hose at this stage, and my farts are possibly the WORST they have EVER been! Spicy tacos and food poisoning really aren't a good mix.

I honestly feel so bad for my toilet and seat today! I've even had to take my underwear off before I ruined yet another pair... I think I might have to go to the hospital if after all this seriously nasty farting I still feel sick...

The worst part is that this stench is following me everywhere... Ew! I can't imagine what my seat will smell like after this... Gross.

Shot using a canon g7x mark iii. 3rd person footage. Mp4.