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First off, phone camera is facing flat so it’s looking directly to the ceiling with the flash on.

Video starts in the most sadistic and loud voice you can you bellow out "fee fi fo fum" as your body enters the camera, you facing straight ahead, your foot lifting up over the camera. (Can feet be dirty?) wiggling dust/dirt onto the camera.

Now you look down and see me standing there, you laugh sadistically and ask me: "did my foot steps not scare you off you insignificant spec?". Curious you tell me, you're just back from the gym and your feet are so sweaty. ... Show more