I've gotta be honest... I can be really absent-minded at times. But I mean, you're so tiny, how could I have seen you there? So small...

I'd been at the gym for hours and tbh I've been dealing with a lot of IBS issues lately. Sooo, as soon as I got home, I went straight to the toilet. At first, without noticing it, I took a really big piss on you. I should NOT have drank so much water at the gym, I'm sure you almost lost your breath.

And then it was time to get it all out - whey protein, meat, all of the dairy I've been eating... Heck, even the burger I ate last Tuesday ca...

I've gotta be honest... I can be really absent-minded at times. But I mean, you're so tiny, how could I have seen you there? So small...

I'd been at the gym for hours and tbh I've been dealing with a lot of IBS issues lately. Sooo, as soon as I got home, I went straight to the toilet. At first, without noticing it, I took a really big piss on you. I should NOT have drank so much water at the gym, I'm sure you almost lost your breath.

And then it was time to get it all out - whey protein, meat, all of the dairy I've been eating... Heck, even the burger I ate last Tuesday came out. It was so runny and smelly, my stomach was hurting like crazy... If I was suffering from the smell, I can imagine how you were feeling! I'm sure it was hell for you...

If only I had known you were there, I wouldn't have flushed you at least... but it was too late by the time I noticed you and you were flushed right down the toilet along with my piss and dookie...

Sorry...

Shot using a canon g7x mark iii. 1st and 3rd person footage. MP4.