I'm your room mat and I come home after a date! The guys bought me lots of cheesy pasta and ice cream, but I didn't want to tell him I was lactose intolerant so I held in my gas the entire date! Unfortunately for you I got home and had to let them all out at once and started stinking up the room! The leather couch makes them so loud!

I'm your room mat and I come home after a date! The guys bought me lots of cheesy pasta and ice cream, but I didn't want to tell him I was lactose intolerant so I held in my gas the entire date! Unfortunately for you I got home and had to let them all out at once and started stinking up the room! The leather couch makes them so loud!