Dear Santa,
I've been waiting ALL year for you to come to me. I've been a very good girl and I can't think of any other way to reward myself for such a great year. I've heard ALL about you! How much you LOVE cookies and candy and... eating. OMG you're just so plump and juicy! I can't wait to see you, I'll be waiting all night so I won't miss you. We'll enjoy a little snack together and then you can be... on your way :)
See you soon!
Lanie

As I patiently await Santa's arrival I fantasize about how his delicious, plump, fat body will be sliding gown my throat. Ah I'm ju... Show more