I call you, my ex boyfriend, over because I want to "make ammends" when really deep down all I want to do and all that I have wanted to do this whole time is devour you and everything you stand for. I'm excited to get on your good side only to find out that you ALREADY have a new girlfriend after us only being broken up for a week. Oh am I mad! But this is perfect, because now I won't have to feel bad about chomping down on you, swallowing you, and you inside of my stomach. It's such poetic justice that I ate your little girlfriend earlier. I've always suspected something and I have to say, he... Show more