As my annoying neighbor I invite you over to.. fix a problem I've been having with you and your wife. See, I'm SUCH a good neighbor and even make sure to have my hook ups away from the home, to spare them hearing me get pounded and having the time of my life. I like to let free, be loud, but I don't because I'm NICE. You on the other hand, always arguing with your wife, always slamming doors, always... Ugh annoying, so I have a plan for you.

I'm going to eat you alive right here, and as I'm digesting you all day, I'll be preparing for dinner with your wife later. You'll both be so ... Show more