I don't understand why people are so trusting. I mean it's great for people like me. I've just gotten so lazy hunting my food lately that I've just been going to Craigslist to find my victims. This family just completely trusted me to house sit for them without question. Maybe because I'm a girl? It's perfect, I can just search online, show up, and get what I want.

I waited two days for them to come back and that's when my plan of attack took place. The looks on their faces were priceless. The way they all watched their step-mom, their god, their ring leader get eaten right before the... Show more