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I am extremely hungry and think I have found my next treat. I study and investigate what I think is a little elf. "Mmm I love to eat little elves for dinner!" I go to eat him, but wait! I realize I'd like to season him. I look directly into the little elf's eyes and tell him I'm going to eat him alive right after I season him.

But wait, what's this?! Another little elf? Awwww, "Well hello little buddy, you're just in time for dinner!" I turn to the other elf and inform him I'm going to eat h... Show more