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SO... I was extremely hungry today and didn't want to work too hard for my food. So... I snuck into a busy maternity ward and swallowed two new borns. I was afraid to get caught so I had to settle with two. Usually I go until I can't fit anymore. It's so easy to do this since it's so busy and...me waddling around isn't alarming in such a setting. I just waddled right out of there and no one questioned a thing. Actually, people love rubbing my belly asking how far along I am. Since they're live inside of me, people can f... Show more