Oh hello! I'm so glad you're all here! My favorite exes! I bet you're wondering why you're all here, don't worry, you'll see soon! You see, I've picked up a new hobby... It's a little unconventional, but I looove it! Sadly, I've run into a problem. It seems that when I eat... RANDOM treats, it's not as great. For instance, recently I ended up eating a long time friend of mine. I didn't care about her anymore, but WOW did she taste amazing! So I figured, my hobby is more impactful when the... snack is someone I actually know or are close with... So hey :)

I have so much evil fun wit... Show more