Oh wow I haven't seen you in a while! You know, when time like this goes by, I just think "maybe I finally crushed him" or "maybe I accidentally ate him". Oh well! I mean think of it! lol You probably think of it all the time actually, but see my shoe? That little speck could be you and I wouldn't even know it. I could get up to use the bathroom, you'd fall right in, scream for your life, and I wouldn't even hear. That would be the end of you! The truth is, I love knowing that you're literally sprinting for your life every time I walk around my house. I love the power. You know what, I'm going... Show more