I'm doing some online shopping when the doorbell rings. Oh who could that be? I run to the door to find the delivery man has a package for me. Oh goody! I open it up to find the BEST present I could ever ask for in the world! I call my friend Jessica to thank her for being the most awesome friend ever. "How did you not eat them yourself? Wow thank you Jess, you're the best ever. Hopefully you didn't keep the plump ones for yourself. I am salivating, I HAVE to go!"

You're in the box awaiting your fate thinking to yourself. "Why on earth would that large woman capture me, wrap me up ... Show more