Your girlfriend whom you've just moved in with is out of town on a girls' trip. Your step-mom is visiting and you haven't seen her in a while, you can't wait!

She comes in looking beautiful as ever. She 's so excited to see you, gives you kisses all over your face, and begins the questioning. "Soooo, how's the new girlfriend? Is she being good to you? Are YOU being good to her? It's kind of dirty in here, she doesn't clean?" Of course, she's your step-mom, she's going to ask these things. But then she asks when the last time you've had sex was.

"What?! I can ask. You seem ... Show more