You know, it's really not that hard to please Me. It's not rocket science. I know some of you little dipshits try and play dumb with Me. So we need to brush up on the rules, bitch, because you are getting rusty. #1 rule: Do what I fucking say. SO easy. That's it. Do it right away, and if you don't? I'll never fucking talk to you again. Simple. As. That. When I tell you to spend? You do it. When I tell you to punch yourself in the balls? You do that too. When you obey, when you put Me first and stop thinking about your boner, that's when you start getting into My good books. That's when REAL... Show more