Did you think you would find a deal in my store for Black Friday? A discount, a sale, some form of mercy for your bank account, just this once?

THINK AGAIN.

If anything, today you should be paying MORE. You shopping those online sales, saving money? Looks like you have even more to spend on me then! If you are spending cash online today, then you should also be spending on me. No excuses. You can spend a little more. You can dig a little deeper into debt. It's hot, and it gives you a boner to click click click your cash away for me!