Just got back from the gym, cage bitch. I'm reeeeally sweaty. I see you are still locked in the cage, just sitting there... ugh, how lazy! Have you been feeling neglected? Does my pet wanna little drink of water? Here...let me spit some in your direction! Lap it up! Hahaha. Now... like I said, I'm really sweaty. Do you want to see? Let me put my swampy ass crack right up against the cage so you can take a sniff! Ohhhh, you like it! My sweat is your favourite perfume. Here, how about a whiff of my disgusting, dirty worn gym socks? Lets put one in your mouth, and one over your nose, and tape ...

Just got back from the gym, cage bitch. I'm reeeeally sweaty. I see you are still locked in the cage, just sitting there... ugh, how lazy! Have you been feeling neglected? Does my pet wanna little drink of water? Here...let me spit some in your direction! Lap it up! Hahaha. Now... like I said, I'm really sweaty. Do you want to see? Let me put my swampy ass crack right up against the cage so you can take a sniff! Ohhhh, you like it! My sweat is your favourite perfume. Here, how about a whiff of my disgusting, dirty worn gym socks? Lets put one in your mouth, and one over your nose, and tape them in place so you can't escape the flavour! You have to breathe in my post-workout scent if you want to survive! Hahahah. Ok, that's enough fucking around - I'm off to the shower. No, you don't get to smell me freshly washed - you only deserve my nasty sweat smell! I'm hitting the gym lots this week... I'll be sure to stop by the cage every time and let you have a nice deep sniff!!!