So, you want to be kept as a pet - but you've never really related with being a puppy. You are something else: you're a CatBoy! It's a little fussier, pink and frilly, a little sissier and more femme. It suits you purrrfectly! You can get into the headspace easily, just by trying to meow for me. Go on, try it! Doesn't it feel good? I bet you'd love some cute ears like the pair I'm wearing, a pink collar with a little jingle bell on it! Maybe I'll put you on a sparkly little leash. Maybe I'll let you chase the birdies and curl up in my lap afterwards for a purr. It would truly be bliss to im...

So, you want to be kept as a pet - but you've never really related with being a puppy. You are something else: you're a CatBoy! It's a little fussier, pink and frilly, a little sissier and more femme. It suits you purrrfectly! You can get into the headspace easily, just by trying to meow for me. Go on, try it! Doesn't it feel good? I bet you'd love some cute ears like the pair I'm wearing, a pink collar with a little jingle bell on it! Maybe I'll put you on a sparkly little leash. Maybe I'll let you chase the birdies and curl up in my lap afterwards for a purr. It would truly be bliss to imagine yourself as my kitty - all my attention on you. Purr and meow some more for me, CatBoy...