Step into my office. You look nervous. Do you know why you are here?

Let's face it: you aren't exactly our star employee. You've just been coasting for awhile. Middle of the pack. Flying under the radar. But, I notice everything eventually, even unassuming nobodies like you. So I took the liberty of alerting the tech team, and with a little digging, I was able to see what you get into on a daily basis online while you are at work. I was not prepared for what I found, but I also can't say I'm that surprised either: you've been watching porn at work! Kinky porn! I got an exact snapsh...

Step into my office. You look nervous. Do you know why you are here?

Let's face it: you aren't exactly our star employee. You've just been coasting for awhile. Middle of the pack. Flying under the radar. But, I notice everything eventually, even unassuming nobodies like you. So I took the liberty of alerting the tech team, and with a little digging, I was able to see what you get into on a daily basis online while you are at work. I was not prepared for what I found, but I also can't say I'm that surprised either: you've been watching porn at work! Kinky porn! I got an exact snapshot of the inner workings of your sexuality - the female domination kinks, evil brats, blackmail-fantasy, even financial domination! No wonder you aren't getting much done in the office, looks like you're just jerking off in there, day in day out! You really must be stupid if you thought you were never going to get caught. Or maybe, you just didn't care anymore if you did...

Hahaha, I see you turning red. I bet you are so embarrassed you can feel your heart beating in your head as you start to sweat. I'm sure you're expecting me to fire you next for such a gross injustice. However, I've been thinking about that. I could definitely fire you, sure, but I think it would be more useful to me to extort you in other ways that would benefit me... How, you ask? Let me tell you...