Who likes to party? I know you do, especially when it's with Me.

Even if you have friends to drink with, you'd rather just stay home and stroke and sip! Cancel your plans, grab a bottle of booze and a shotglass, and take too many shots for you to keep track of, as I wrap you around my little finger. Slithering into your psyche. Hitting the spot just right, making you weak and malleable. You get what you want:, horny, and pathetic as you jerk away for Me... and I get what I want. Buy and find out.