So you made some pathetic attempt to construct a New Years Resolution, huh? It's been just a couple days... how's it going for you? Have you ever accomplished a resolution in your life? Probably not. You're too much of a pathetic fuck up. You are gonna fuck them all up again, loser. I bet you're already feeling the burn of deprivation. You have no self control to do this on your own.

The only way that this is going to happen, is with my guidance. And, just in case your goal was to "quit femdom" or "stop spending so much on your porn addiction" this year, this is what I have to say:... Show more