You've been lurking. Curious. You buy clips every now and then. Nothing serious. You've always wondered, and fantasized about what it would be like to have a 1-on-1 conversation with me. What I might do to you. What I might say. But, no no no, you couldn't possibly call my phone line, you are far to shy and nervous.

Until now.

Let me make this much more comfortable for you. Grab some b00ze, and any other party assortments you may enjoy. I love to discern what you need, over the phone, I've become quite good at picking up cues and can turn a normal, boring night i... Show more