Good boy.

You get a gold star for buying this.

How does it feel for me to take everything?

Now you sit there, and jerk, while I laugh at you. Time to drain it all away, slut. You're horny, and it's time. Click the button. Click the button. Click the button. Purchase, and feel the wall of euphoria hit you, as you ride the highs and lows of total financial destruction. Self-loathing, or Elation? What will it be? Either way, you'll jerk to your money, in my hot little hands.