Woof woof. Who's a good puppy for Goddess? Let me slow you down, relax you, get you down on all fours, and then make you bark for me. Panting, drooling, obedient good boy. Worship my ass in tight shiny leather. Let my obedience training work its way into your susceptible mind. Gentle, warm and melty, as I command you to bark. Do you have a big bone for me, puppy? Indulge in this dreamy headspace as I take you deeper and deeper...