Welcome to the Rubber Clinic. I understand you've been having some physical, mental, and sexual episodes as of late. Abnormalities, you could say. Let's first do a physical exam to see how you respond to certain stimuli, and then we'll begin a questionnaire to determine what ails you. It seems your physical responses are quite normal and healthy, as that dick is swelling up nicely, and as I ask you about some of your symptoms, the urge to stroke becomes unbearable. You may stroke, because it will only make your answers more honest. Upon reviewing your information, it seems you are a perfect... Show more