It's that time of year again - Christmas time - when you have all these obligations all of a sudden. Tons of extra bullshit to pay for, gifts for your fam, friends, work peers, wifey... hmm. I bet you're gonna try and use it as an excuse to pay me less this month. You know what I'm gonna say to that?

"FUCK THAT!"

I have a much better idea - fuck them all, and spoil me instead.

It sounds so fucking hot. Ruin Christmas by draining your account for me, leaving you nothing to spend on loved ones. I can just imagine how upset they would be. What a twisted horny idea to... Show more