Those kinky fantasies of yours? You keep them to yourself. She wouldn't understand, and even if you did tell her? She would probably be really freaked out. She wouldn't know the first thing about making them come true, in fact, she'd probably leave you over them. So don't tell her. Tell me instead. Worship me, jerk off to my porn, pay me, instead of her. That sounds way more fulfilling, getting to explore your TRUE fantasies, with a woman who accepts you as you are and knows exactly how to have you sneaking away to jerk off. Do it behind her back. It's hotter that way.