You are curious and interested in serving me. That's a good start! But, you're not rich. You don't have the kind of cash to splash that would warrant dropping 1k on a Friday, just because. Not to worry - I'm sure I can still make you useful. There is never an excuse to not be contributing to my life, even if it's only $5, $10, $20. You can reimburse my cat food, my toilet paper, my morning coffee. Sure, it's not as sexy as dropping $500 for a sexy lingerie set, but it's much better than being a useless jerkoff. You gotta start somewhere. Ask me what I need today. Ask me how you can be of se... Show more