Do you know what your New Year's Resolution should be? To stop being poor. Just stop. It sucks, it's boring, ew. It would be much cooler, much better, much hotter if you weren't... but this kind of behaviour is common in losers like you.... but together, this year could be different. Right now, this changes everything. I give you a bratty pep talk in my tight latex catsuit, coaching you on how to stop being poor. I tell you exactly what to do.