Summertime - the best time of year for a foot perv like you. Everywhere, feet come out of socks and shoes and into sandals - all around you! Suddenly you actually see pedicures! You imagine massaging, tasting, licking the soles. I know you're obsessed with my feet, since all you losers keep begging for more foot clips - but lets get something straight: You'll never touch them. You'll never taste them. The only thing you can do to them? Is PAY them. Pay so that I can have pedicures all summer. Pay so I can dress up my perfect piggies with the finest, most expensive shoes. Perfect feet deserve p... Show more