Yeah, you're pathetic, we get it. Really pathetic. You know it too. I bet you stare in the mirror sometimes, whimpering because you wish you weren't such a loser. Wishing there were some way, some way you could do something to find purpose, to not be such a broke, insignificant fucking dweeb. A way out of loserville, forever.

You'd do anything. You'd do anything to somehow be impressive to hot girls like me, to know how to act, to be a real gentleman, someone that I might even WANT to talk to (because currently? I hate you, loser.) I'll tell you a secret: It's possible. And it's ha... Show more