I'm sure you are familiar with everyone's favourite dating app... but how much pussy has it gotten for you, really? No matter how many hours you spend obsessing over the perfect profile picture, or what dumb words your profile should contain, you just can't seem to get very much actual pussy.

This is because, women can smell your desperation. You just aren't that attractive like this, unconfident... but what if you could just be upfront? What if you could show everyone exactly what a fucking slut you are? I think it's time for a little tinder profile makeover....