I found out your secret... you're a fucking virgin! You know you're like, the ultimate loser, right? You probably get friendzoned all the time. Well, I actually LOVE little virgin losers - you are so easy to corrupt, so easy to mold and manipulate into the perfect, innocent minded slave. You should probably give up on finding "the one" because we both know she's never coming. You're destined to commit yourself to a life of slavery to ME, because it's the most sexual attention you've ever had, and you know it's the most you'll ever get. I make you feel ALIVE. I give your life purpose.