Spending all day, all the time, trying to act special, when really... you're not.

You are just a pig.

A disgusting swine, a dime-a-dozen dummy male.

You and your dick aren't special... but they could be.

It all begins now, for 2019 is the year of the PIG. I know you can't stop yourself from squealing and paying and stroking your nasty piggy dick all the way through your most delicious, expensive and depraved year of addiction yet.

You are a pathetic stroking piggy for my shiny latex, and all you are good for is oinking, jerking, and paying.