We've been office rivals for so long, and now that there's a big promotion on the line I'm going to ensure that I am the successful candidate.

Fortunately, I know exactly what you get up to on the work computers. You just can't resist looking up femdom porn, can you? Your desire is your downfall.

You're going to withdraw your application, but it's not all sad news. I can think of a promotion you'll be very well suited to. Being my Office Bitch, I think you're even going to excel at it!