My friend Nina Hiss and I are in the mood to enjoy a great afternoon in the park. I think it might be time to have a cigarette. Maybe you could be our ashtray. Now is time for you to lie on the grass in front of us and follow our orders. We want to flick our ash into your open mouth.

It will be funny to humiliate you and watch you squirm when we let our hot ashes drop on your tongue. You will also have the treat of licking our dirty trainers.

Would you like to be our next victim?