When I become the first female president the first Bill i will introduce will be Monthly Mandatory Cum Tax based on DIck size and a $5,000 yearly tax for dicks measuring under 5 inches.

Mr. Average dick walks in for his Monthly check in & falls short on money so he is put on a monthly payment plan. one of which if he falls short again and doesn't not pay will result in complete chastity. At this rate he might fall short every month and never get out of it LOL.

Nothing brings me greater joy than seeing a TINY dick Loser PAY!

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