Truth is we've been married for a while now and you've let your self go, how could you not think I wouldn't notice or get tired of it. So tonight as we get ready for bed I lay down the new napping arrangement rules. We own a huge bed but your going to be napping on the floor next to it. Thats right, Your no longer going to rest in bed with me, I mean your fat, and you snore extra loud and everything about you is ugly. I assure you this is only until you get your act together and loose that ugly weight but that until then I'm going to have someone else rest in bed with me. You know I hate n... Show more