"This pathetic old man keeps coming back to me for punishment! This time he literally begged me to "take it easy" on him, due to a recent diagnosis of spinal stenosis in the back. Well, I have my own version of the Hippocratic Oath, and it goes something like this: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PAIN!" He was crying and screaming the entire time....pure music to my ears! After I was done walking all over his broken back I didn't know whether to call an ambulance or a hearse! I think it's assisted-living time for this pathetic old man!"

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