Custom: Scenario: Your tiny dicked boyfriend comes home at 2 in the morning and you've been waiting up for him all night. Dialogue: You: (Angry tone) Where have you been all night? You: Which friends? You: I called Adam and he said he didn't know where you were. Don't say another word, I know where you've been. Did you think I wouldn't find out? You've been running around sticking your "teeny tiny dick" in all of my best friends! The funny thing is, it's my fault. I lied to them all saying you were great in bed. Only because they were all bragging about their boyfriends and how much they ... Show more