I'm lounging clad in a luxurious velvet cloak, shiny thong, and black knee high boots when a visitor has stumbled into my Kingdom! It has been so long since I have seen a Man! Good sir, you must be parched! Silly men never know that the first rule of visiting Fairie lands is to never accept anything to slake your hunger or thirst!

You are now shrinking! I am not a harmless pixie but a Giant Fairy Goddess! You have become the size and significance of a tiny insect and will be disposed like one. You will see the glory of my ass and the bottom of my boots coming down upon you! Most mo... Show more