I was so excited for you to strip for me... and was really getting into it... but then you took off your pants! And there was just... a fuzzy blur where your cock is supposed to be! It's so tiny that I can't even see it without my glasses! It's so small and sad that it's actually WORSE to look at in focus. You ruined sexy time, but I got to laugh a lot at your embarrassingly small penis.

*SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION, SPH, GLASSES, CHICKS WITH GLASSES, GLASSES FETISH, GEEK, HUMILIATION*