My feet are gross and grimy, so I wash them specially for you in the sink. I use my special pirate soap and lather up, paying special attention to get the grime from between my toes, the dirt off my heels, and get the wrinkles in my soles sparkling white and pristine. If I had a footboy to lick them clean, it would be more convenient, but you'll have to settle for watching me lovingly hand wash each foot and toe individually - topping off the whole ritual with refreshing mint scented foot lotion! My feet go from filthy to completely clean before your eyes!

*DIRTY FEET, WASHING FEET... Show more