Are you feeling lucky tonight, darling? Are you convinced that this is the year the "luck-o'-the-Irish" is going to come true for you and I will feel celebratory enough to maybe pay attention to you?

Never. Ever. You will never be man enough for a Real Woman.

You are a loser. You only spend your time addicted to porn on the internet and masturbating alone. But losers like you never get with Women like Me!

You are a complete failure as a man. You can't drink. You can't fuck. Your dick is small and pathetic. The best part of your night is hearing about me fucking ot... Show more