I was so excited to get my long distance boyfriend a model dick kit so you could create a dildo for me out of your own cock. But when I opened the box to see my sexy surprise I was flabberfasted. What I received was a miniature tiny useless bit rubber that would never satisfy any woman. The company assured me it was an accurate representation and I have to tell you how disappointed I am in your dick. I can't do anything with this. It's too small to fuck. It's pathetic and so are you! You should never have my time when you knew that you had such a useless appendage where a real dick should b... Show more