Lauren Kiley and Sydney Screams love to talk about what they like in a dick, how they like to be fucked, and what it takes to satisfy them. It turns out that your pathetic excuse for a cock won't do. Everything about it is sad and disappointing. It's too short, too skinny, and too soft. You are utterly useless as a man. We are going to destroy your disproportionately big ego and detail all the ways in which your dick is universally disappointing. Every woman has different personal needs and preferences, but we can all agree that your sad little micropenis just doesn't measure up to any stan... Show more