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This clip was based off a real conversation I had with a friend when I was trying to describe my horror at discovering my date's tiny penis. The exact quote was "It was so tiny I didn't know what to do with it!" That guy was useless to me. You're even worse.

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What? That's all there is? What the hell am I supposed to do with that thing between your legs? I don't even know where to start... I mean, it's just so... tiny. And sad. I can't do anything sexual because it's just too damn small. I'm actually confused as to what any... Show more